Most Influential: 2,093rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,944th Safest: 5,316th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Audaces Fortuna Juvat
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Republic of Elsh is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maia with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 15.896 billion Elshians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova. The average income tax rate is 67.8%.

The sizeable but stagnant Elshian economy, worth 69.9 trillion bezants a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Cheese Exports. Average income is 4,400 bezants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, the government is reining in public spending, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elsh's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Elsh is ranked 16,703rd in the world and 23rd in Portugal for Longest Average Lifespans, with 77.08 Years.

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Most Influential: 2,093rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,944thSafest: 5,316thLargest Populations: 5,735thHealthiest Citizens: 8,108thTop
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Most Average: 9,244thBest Weather: 10,217thLowest Crime Rates: 12,684thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,051stSmartest Citizens: 15,471stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,720thMost Secular: 16,268th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elsh's influence in Portugal fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Elsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Elsh, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Elsh, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Elsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Elsh, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Elsh, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
  • : Following new legislation in Elsh, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
  • : Following new legislation in Elsh, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Elsh, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.

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