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Least Corrupt Governments: 27thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38thMost Inclusive: 98th
The Wilderness of
Left-wing Utopia
Ŭŋ∂ҽԅʄŧѻɽΐɐჷ ϑɲʈɚღԑშ, ҩυიτѥs βɩσσʂɫαιηєძ
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Eloren

Population10.257 billion

Capitalthe Unbound Glade
Faithnature worship

Currencypod
Animaltriffid

The Wilderness of Eloren is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.257 billion Eloren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Unbound Glade. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eloren economy, worth a remarkable 2,914 trillion pods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 284,123 pods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eloren has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, the government is avowedly secular, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eloren's national animal is the triffid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nature worship.

Eloren is ranked 1,538th in the world and 11th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 143.34 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 27thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38thMost Inclusive: 98thSafest: 120thNicest Citizens: 162ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 163rdHighest Food Quality: 223rdMost Pacifist: 236thBest Weather: 244thHealthiest Citizens: 250thMost Cheerful Citizens: 289thMost Developed: 308thLongest Average Lifespans: 335thMost Beautiful Environments: 378thSmartest Citizens: 412thLargest Publishing Industry: 598thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 615thLargest Information Technology Sector: 655thMost Advanced Public Education: 712thHighest Poor Incomes: 758thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 783rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 837thLargest Governments: 1,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,156thMost Cultured: 1,185thMost Efficient Economies: 1,249thLowest Crime Rates: 1,538thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,778thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,526thMost Influential: 3,097thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,232ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,678thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,388thHighest Economic Output: 5,383rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,027thMost Secular: 7,117thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,180thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,053rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,140thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,780thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,838th
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionNudest: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, Eloren has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, Eloren are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, Eloren watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.

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