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Least Corrupt Governments: 9thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21stMost Inclusive: 72nd
The Holy Lucky Gold Wilderness of
Left-wing Utopia
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Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
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Eloren

Population13.512 billion

Capitalthe Unbound Glade
Faithnature worship

Currencygold pod
Animalbat triffid cow

The Holy Lucky Gold Wilderness of Eloren is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.512 billion Eloren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Unbound Glade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eloren economy, worth a remarkable 4,268 trillion gold pods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 315,877 gold pods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eloren's national animal is the bat triffid cow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nature worship.

Eloren is ranked 1,391st in the world and 7th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 150.31 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 9thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21stMost Inclusive: 72ndSafest: 87thNicest Citizens: 115thMost Compassionate Citizens: 122ndHighest Food Quality: 140thHealthiest Citizens: 160thBest Weather: 180thMost Developed: 188thMost Pacifist: 189thMost Cheerful Citizens: 205thLongest Average Lifespans: 207thMost Beautiful Environments: 281stSmartest Citizens: 334thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 453rdLargest Publishing Industry: 453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 497thHighest Poor Incomes: 501stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 542ndMost Advanced Public Education: 718thMost Cultured: 789thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 826thHighest Average Tax Rates: 903rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 918thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 925thLargest Governments: 929thMost Efficient Economies: 1,154thLowest Crime Rates: 1,391stMost Influential: 1,987thHighest Average Incomes: 2,046thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,908thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,607thHighest Economic Output: 3,745thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,414thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,944thMost Secular: 6,249thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,695thMost Income Equality: 7,899thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,019thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,236thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 20,438thLargest Populations: 26,071stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,630thMost Stationary: 27,293rdMost Politically Free: 29,653rd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionMost Politically Free: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eloren, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.

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