The Principality of Ellrose is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH Prince Warren with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 25.446 billion Ellroseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vierne. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ellrosean economy, worth a remarkable 1,873 trillion Reginalds a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,630 Reginalds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellrose's national animal is the thuringer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ellrose is ranked 60,800^th in the world and 297^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.62 law-abiding acts per hour.