The Queendom of Ellabur3 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.359 billion Ellabur3ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cider. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ellabur3ian economy, worth 363 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 153,918 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Cider Times is sold out, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellabur3's national animal is the Cocker Spainel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anneorine.

Ellabur3 is ranked 179,675^th in the world and 4,478^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 51.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.