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Most Primitive: 201stMost Ignorant Citizens: 505thLargest Gambling Industry: 526th
The Large glass of
Father Knows Best State
We fight for the COMPENSATION YOU DESERVE!
Michael A Freedman
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Elite leomonade

Population1.567 billion

Capital110 Painters Mill Rd
LeaderMichael A Freedman
FaithLaw School

CurrencyCompensation
AnimalLawyer

The Large glass of Elite leomonade is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Michael A Freedman with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, lack of airports, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.567 billion Inured citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 110 Painters Mill Rd. The average income tax rate is 71.9%.

The frighteningly efficient A Inured citizen economy, worth 217 trillion Compensations a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 139,029 Compensations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, and one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elite leomonade's national animal is the Lawyer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Law School.

Elite leomonade is ranked 85,589th in the world and 20th in Meat for Most Income Equality, scoring 29.41 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Primitive: 201stMost Ignorant Citizens: 505thLargest Gambling Industry: 526thLargest Retail Industry: 952ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,443rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,293rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,424thHighest Crime Rates: 2,522ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,651stMost Avoided: 3,198thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,650thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,933rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,135thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,378thLargest Black Market: 4,564thNudest: 5,182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,847thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,865thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,054thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 11,929thHighest Average Incomes: 15,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 17,394th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elite leomonade lodged a message on the Meat Regional Message Board.
  • : Elite leomonade was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.
  • : Elite leomonade lodged a message on the Meat Regional Message Board.
  • : Elite leomonade's influence in Meat rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Elite leomonade lodged a message on the Meat Regional Message Board.

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