by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,689thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,822ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,740th
The Toy Stores of
Capitalist Paradise
Chilren's Love Above Anything
CEO Teddy Timmy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Elite-Earth Toy Company

Population6.965 billion

CapitalToy Town
LeaderCEO Teddy Timmy
FaithGreat Talking Teddy Bear

Currencymonopoly dollar
Animalteddy bear

The Toy Stores of Elite-Earth Toy Company is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by CEO Teddy Timmy with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.965 billion employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toy Town. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient employee economy, worth 703 trillion monopoly dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 100,976 monopoly dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

CEO Teddy Timmy is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of CEO Teddy Timmy's most personal functions, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany CEO Teddy Timmy to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elite-Earth Toy Company's national animal is the teddy bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Great Talking Teddy Bear.

Elite-Earth Toy Company is ranked 38,153rd in the world and 19th in Canada for Fattest Citizens, with 13.76 Obesity Rate.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,689thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,822ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,740thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,676thLargest Retail Industry: 11,394thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,486thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,639thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,205thLargest Mining Sector: 17,541stMost Secular: 19,223rd
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Devil Heart, Almonaster Nuevo, Parkplace, Stormaen, and Vancili.

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