by Max Barry

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Nudest: 610thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,705thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,024th
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Population12.664 billion



The Federation of Elisestan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.664 billion Elisestanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elisegrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The thriving Elisestanian economy, worth 658 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,004 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,081 per year while the poor average 10,607, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Public nudity is compulsory and Elisestan has designated Elisegrad as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Elisestan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elisestan is ranked 109,810th in the world and 1st in Majorkills Wasteland for Most Primitive, scoring -38.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Nudest: 610thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 13,705thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,024thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,550thLargest Populations: 22,323rdMost Pro-Market: 22,844th

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