The Republic of Eliot Ness is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.269 billion Eliot Nessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.

The Eliot Nessian economy, worth 521 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,532 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory. Crime is moderate. Eliot Ness's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eliot Ness is ranked 68,304^th in the world and 1^st in Defenders Guild for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,047.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.