by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,083rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,661st
The United Kingdoms of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unus Patriae, unus Rex, unus Philosophia.
HM King Caleb I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.901 billion

CapitalThe Royal Citadel of Elianzonia
LeaderHM King Caleb I
FaithThe Creed of Eliannic Humanism


The United Kingdoms of Elianzonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by HM King Caleb I with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.901 billion Elianzonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Royal Citadel of Elianzonia. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elianzonian economy, worth 977 trillion Zons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 165,635 Zons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, both criminals and civilians are DOA, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and the news is showing footage of HM King Caleb I bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elianzonia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Creed of Eliannic Humanism.

Elianzonia is ranked 143,226th in the world and 5,794th in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 162 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Lowest Crime Rates: 3,853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,083rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,661stMost Developed: 4,925thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,031stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,125thMost Cultured: 5,308thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,473rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,695thLargest Governments: 5,994thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,163rdSmartest Citizens: 6,523rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,932ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,943rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,278thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,666thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,676thBest Weather: 7,792ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,899thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,358thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,642ndNicest Citizens: 9,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,271stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,659thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,102ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,990thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,272ndTop
Safest: 13,247thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,686thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,996thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,292ndMost Secular: 16,836thHighest Economic Output: 18,539thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,915thMost Influential: 19,523rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,732nd
Lowest Crime Rates: 176th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 180th in the regionMost Developed: 204th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 216th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 223rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 233rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 237th in the regionMost Cultured: 246th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 272nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 279th in the regionLargest Governments: 292nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 306th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 312th in the regionMost Influential: 327th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 333rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 368th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 375th in the regionBest Weather: 378th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 398th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 411th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 426th in the regionNicest Citizens: 446th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 540th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 611th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 629th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 662nd in the regionSafest: 691st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 794th in the region

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