by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 675th Most Influential: 973rd Highest Poor Incomes: 3,866th
The United Kingdoms of
Authoritarian Democracy
Unus Patriae, unus Rex, unus Philosophia.
HM King Caleb I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.073 billion

CapitalThe Royal Citadel of Elianzonia
LeaderHM King Caleb I
FaithThe Creed of Eliannic Humanism


The United Kingdoms of Elianzonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by HM King Caleb I with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.073 billion Elianzonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Royal Citadel of Elianzonia. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elianzonian economy, worth 359 trillion Zons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,525 Zons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the government has enacted freedom of information, and Elianzonians seem to be catching more chills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elianzonia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Creed of Eliannic Humanism.

Elianzonia is ranked 94,118th in the world and 5,185th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 637.78 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 675thMost Influential: 973rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,866thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,937thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,939thLowest Crime Rates: 4,129thHealthiest Citizens: 4,781stMost Developed: 5,165thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,703rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,986thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,103rdMost Cultured: 6,443rdLargest Governments: 6,625thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,316thSmartest Citizens: 7,530thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,092ndNicest Citizens: 8,206thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,399thBest Weather: 8,502ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,713thHighest Average Incomes: 8,737thMost Pacifist: 9,228thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,268thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,617thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,516thMost Efficient Economies: 10,673rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,162ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,726thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,804thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,522ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,554thMost Secular: 15,858th
Highest Poor Incomes: 200th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 201st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 205th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 227th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 265th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 274th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 287th in the regionMost Developed: 304th in the regionMost Cultured: 310th in the regionLargest Governments: 327th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 340th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 361st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 389th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 403rd in the regionMost Influential: 406th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 415th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 425th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 426th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 443rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 449th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 473rd in the regionBest Weather: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 476th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 479th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 495th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 502nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 505th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 518th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 529th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 595th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 599th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 609th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 622nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 735th in the regionMost Secular: 805th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elianzonia was endorsed by The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.
  • : Following new legislation in Elianzonia, Elianzonians seem to be catching more chills.
  • : Following new legislation in Elianzonia, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Following new legislation in Elianzonia, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Elianzonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Elianzonia was endorsed by The Empire of Hileville.
  • : Following new legislation in Elianzonia, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Elianzonia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Elianzonia, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Elianzonia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Loutsland.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 195 » Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Siwale, Hyperbanus, Atain, Ethnon, Guslantis, Kylesburgh, Yaorozu, Koda-Land, United Draconia, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Empy, Bayern-Straubing, Shin-Hachioji, Zeternia, Shadowrik, Sunto, Sundred, Buckerino, Wodan, THX1138, Frances Francis the First of France, PlanetPunk, The United States of Romania, Q w e r t y, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Sanjurika, Pallaith, Quranite, Wineclaw, Dovena, Holy Oranz, Malta Comino Gozo, Sil Dorsett, Sacrento, Maott, Universal State Formula, Moubarakistan, Suicidistan, Former English Colony, Cloydicia, Lower Nubia, Kulgatha, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, American MapleStory, and 145 others.Ozstan, Arstungry, Diodone, Misuvelia, Highton Islands, Heminaw, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Lunallian, Dopeland420, Soviet Terran, The Iron Lions, Amauri, The Pantheons, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Racoda, Great Bights Mum, Snoodum, Copria, Valhalla123, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, Spartoptia, United Kahndaq, Niradans, SORT, General COE, Votak Matim, Sinelona, Californian Redwood, Uganda Knuckles UK, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Kasazzastan, Sakaryata, Omnistria, Ka Ching, HeartLard, Dyrenell, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, Avemterra, Sheldanada, Bearical, Warsaw-Halicz, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, Australiland, Hong Kong Empire, Wunderstrafanstalt, Plumas, Black Templares, Zumlandia, SillyString, Steraz, The South Falls, Torakuen, Ethereal Expanse, Yukti, New Eleria, Unsophisticate, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Ainsworth, Kyrianian, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, Justanistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Joodey, Ara Antrizuls, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Acrabinnia, Union of Austria-Hungary, Ostrinios, Jasminlandia, The Chelles, Newpromisedland, Kirostan, Saturns Edge, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Norostilors, Noiah, Peldorn, Plangainer, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Sea Ghost, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Xandarnia, Unimaginable Doom, Durgron, Marijuana Haven, Astronomical, Rydeum, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lost Staria, Amerian States, Rkainjel, Seidr Wyrd, Liberum Mundi, Lomjia, Apetopia, Aratani, Thiammyalllaland, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Miruma, Yalkan, Vikingiarchy, Kingdom of Destsky, Storland, The Bureaucratic Territories, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Loli County, Helia Geopes, Rynion, Conservadoria, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Loutsland, Hileville, and The Black Cathedral.

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