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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,134thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,592ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,543rd
The Greater Riche of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Hereafter, the end of the world.
the Elfqueens
Influence
Duckspeaker
Raider Swatter
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Elfland

Population4.945 billion

CapitalUmbworldheadstead Féerique
Leaderthe Elfqueens
FaithElvish paganism

Currencyelfmark
Animalwolf

The Greater Riche of Elfland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Elfqueens with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.945 billion Elves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umbworldheadstead Féerique. The average income tax rate is 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Elvish economy, worth 767 trillion elfmarks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,261 elfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

There's more than one way to skin a diplomat, they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elfland's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elvish paganism.

Elfland is ranked 4,980th in the world and 3rd in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Largest Black Market, with 415 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,134thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,592ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,543rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,811thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,606thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,648thLargest Black Market: 4,980thMost Devout: 5,795thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,084thNudest: 6,200thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,436thLowest Crime Rates: 8,055thLargest Governments: 8,071stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,185thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,458thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,461stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,778thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,180thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,078thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,910thMost Developed: 13,828thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,429thMost Authoritarian: 14,823rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,210thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,193rdLargest Publishing Industry: 22,562ndBest Weather: 23,102ndMost Influential: 23,540thHighest Economic Output: 24,184th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

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