Population | 4.945 billion |
Capital | Umbworldheadstead Féerique |
Leader | the Elfqueens |
Faith | Elvish paganism |
Currency | elfmark |
Animal | wolf |
The Greater Riche of Elfland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Elfqueens with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.945 billion Elves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umbworldheadstead Féerique. The average income tax rate is 93.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Elvish economy, worth 767 trillion elfmarks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,261 elfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
There's more than one way to skin a diplomat, they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elfland's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elvish paganism.
Elfland is ranked 4,980th in the world and 3rd in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Largest Black Market, with 415 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Elfland's influence in The United Islands of the Atlantic fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
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Elfland lodged a message on the The United Islands of the Atlantic Regional Message Board.
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Elfland's influence in The United Islands of the Atlantic rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
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Elfland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
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Elfland lodged a message on the The United Islands of the Atlantic Regional Message Board.
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The Broootherhood of UIJ appointed
Elfland as Raider Swatter with authority over Border Control in The United Islands of the Atlantic.
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Elfland lodged a message on the The United Islands of the Atlantic Regional Message Board.
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The Lollllll of Allegheny 2 dismissed
Elfland as Research Officer of The United Islands of the Atlantic.
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Elfland lodged a message on the The United Islands of the Atlantic Regional Message Board.
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Elfland lodged a message on the The United Islands of the Atlantic Regional Message Board.