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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,443rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,590thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,792nd
The Most Serene Christmas of
Left-wing Utopia
Vive Liber in Veris!
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Eleutherosophia

Population4.188 billion

CapitalSophopolis
LeaderSir President Steven Attenborough
FaithTerravitia and Catholicism

CurrencySophic
AnimalTurtle

The Most Serene Christmas of Eleutherosophia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir President Steven Attenborough with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.188 billion Eleutherosophians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sophopolis. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eleutherosophian economy, worth 553 trillion Sophics a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,235 Sophics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eleutherosophia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Terravitia and Catholicism.

Eleutherosophia is ranked 6,073rd in the world and 1st in The Islands of the Sun for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.9 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,443rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,590thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,792ndNicest Citizens: 2,008thMost Devout: 2,154thMost Pacifist: 2,256thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,431stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,439thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,743rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,812thMost Inclusive: 2,830thBest Weather: 3,147thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,301stMost Cultured: 4,147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,171stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,521stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,657thMost Developed: 4,993rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,536thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,602ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,749thLowest Crime Rates: 6,073rdSmartest Citizens: 6,267thLargest Governments: 6,344thSafest: 6,371stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,851stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,661stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,547thMost Efficient Economies: 16,422ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,036thMost Politically Free: 19,521stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,117thMost Income Equality: 22,376th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Eleutherosophia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Eleutherosophia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.

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