The Holiday Christmas Love-Realm of Elegarth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by SantaGarth with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.152 billion Draconians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconic economy, worth a remarkable 5,152 trillion Elves a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 243,587 Elves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 936,550 per year while the poor average 43,627, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs, and you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Elegarth's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bahamuth Faith.

Elegarth is ranked 25,180^th in the world and 284^th in the West Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 21.47 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.