Population | 7.893 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Electric Dragonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.893 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Electric Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,071 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,488 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Valkyriaball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Electric Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Electric Dragonia is ranked 40,646th in the world and 30th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.1317920752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Electric Dragonia, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Valkyriaball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Electric Dragonia, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : Following new legislation in Electric Dragonia, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
- : Following new legislation in Electric Dragonia, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
- : Following new legislation in Electric Dragonia, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in Electric Dragonia, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Electric Dragonia, large sections of Electric Dragonia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in Electric Dragonia, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
- : Following new legislation in Electric Dragonia, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Following new legislation in Electric Dragonia, black tea is only available on the black market.