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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,608thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,294th
The Yawning Shadow Play of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
And with strange aeons even death may die
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Eldritch Empyrean

Population3.252 billion

CapitalCity of a Thousand Bridges
LeaderAzathoth the Blind Idiot God
FaithEsoteric Order of Dagon

Currencyyellow sign
AnimalInsidious Beast

The Yawning Shadow Play of Eldritch Empyrean is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Azathoth the Blind Idiot God with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 3.252 billion Eldritch Ones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of a Thousand Bridges. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eldritch economy, worth 608 trillion yellow signs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,979 yellow signs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, and people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eldritch Empyrean's national animal is the Insidious Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Esoteric Order of Dagon.

Eldritch Empyrean is ranked 7,333rd in the world and 1st in Outre Space for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,805.1 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,608thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,294thMost Cultured: 4,956thMost Efficient Economies: 5,024thHealthiest Citizens: 5,095thSmartest Citizens: 5,342ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,895thLowest Crime Rates: 6,046thMost Inclusive: 6,696thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,045thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,194thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,333rdLargest Governments: 7,417thHighest Average Incomes: 7,552ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,563rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,632ndMost Devout: 8,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,685thNicest Citizens: 9,259thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,880thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,774thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,693rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,757thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,488thBest Weather: 16,174thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,648thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,961stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,064thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,425thMost Developed: 17,934thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,229thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,700th

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