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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,360thNudest: 6,729thFattest Citizens: 15,392nd
The Allied States of
Capitalist Paradise
By The People For The People
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Good

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Elbresia

Population879 million

CapitalAllengin

Currencypound
Animalsheep

The Allied States of Elbresia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning sheep population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 879 million Elbresians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allengin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The thriving Elbresian economy, worth 60.3 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 68,549 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Elbresia's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Elbresia is ranked 53,324th in the world and 75th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.78 Bank.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,360thNudest: 6,729thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 15,392ndMost Devout: 19,064thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,925th
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elbresia, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
  • : Elbresia lodged a message on the Coalition of Crown Albatross Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Elbresia, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
  • : Following new legislation in Elbresia, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Elbresia, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Elbresia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry, Fattest Citizens, and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Elbresia, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Elbresia, a third of Elbresians are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Elbresia, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Elbresia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".

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