The Allied States of Elbresia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexander Desende with an even hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning wood duck population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.412 billion Elbresians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allengin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The powerhouse Elbresian economy, worth 587 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 79,324 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen, skateparks can be found in every city, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Elbresia's national animal is the wood duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Elbresia is ranked 239,022^nd in the world and 212^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.74 law-abiding acts per hour.