by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 748thMost Influential: 2,862ndMost Secular: 3,858th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
You want to go home and rethink your life
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Elan Sleazebaganno

Population392 million



The Constitutional Monarchy of Elan Sleazebaganno is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 392 million Elan Sleazebagannoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balosar. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Elan Sleazebagannoan economy, worth 20.9 trillion Deathsticks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,354 Deathsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists', the aims of top-secret Elan Sleazebagannoan science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elan Sleazebaganno's national animal is the Slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elan Sleazebaganno is ranked 22,931st in the world and 696th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.36 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 748thTop
Most Influential: 2,862ndMost Secular: 3,858thMost Pacifist: 10,059thTop
Safest: 11,152ndMost Income Equality: 14,043rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,784thMost Inclusive: 18,857thNicest Citizens: 19,143rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 140th in the regionMost Secular: 147th in the regionMost Influential: 362nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 391st in the regionSafest: 413th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 627th in the regionMost Inclusive: 686th in the regionMost Income Equality: 688th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 696th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 700th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 751st in the regionNicest Citizens: 758th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elan Sleazebaganno was endorsed by The Republic of Catillos.
  • : Elan Sleazebaganno was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Elan Sleazebaganno was endorsed by The Federal Republic of White Bananistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Elan Sleazebaganno, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Elan Sleazebaganno, the aims of top-secret Elan Sleazebagannoan science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
  • : Following new legislation in Elan Sleazebaganno, children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists'.
  • : Following new legislation in Elan Sleazebaganno, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Elan Sleazebaganno, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Following new legislation in Elan Sleazebaganno, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Elan Sleazebaganno, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 221 » Hanguk-Nippon, Qvait, Aumeltopia, Amerion, Sthalrim, Holy Free, Nova Montron, Jehenna, Steampunk Engineers, Yeldarbsland, Blaash, Barabarom, West Pastafaria, Tsunamy, The Filippinas, Drystar, Bear Connors Paradiso, Empa Aserium, Virmena, The Two Jerseys, V3rmont, Crystal Creation, Luddinlande, Iym Winterless, Eggraria, Seliyan progressive Islands, Great Scapula, Mapico, The South Channel Islands, Kiasu-ism, Gliasco, Silberne Wache, United Rebellious States, Historiography, Kervanosia, Great Andora, Realms of Madness, Darakin, Eutraya, Tepertopia, Bumblegaria, Merevane, Shefino, Isokenzar, Hypersensible Crybabies, The Solar System Scope, Erinor, South Caleblan, Tridem, Stoniamera, and 171 others.Pencil Sharpeners 2, Aschenburg, Pamela And Hepatitis, Terran Draconia, Ralphburg, Omiri, Yellunstryer, Linden Oak, Tsvetania, Curlyhoward, ChickenDome, Techganet, Dylar, The naked people, HUElavia, USNE2018, Page 53, Qawe, Land Without Shrimp, Bawkie, The West Valley Mountains, Gricanderis, Farengeto, Nothanksbutseriously, The Worst army of, Si-topia, Nowa Europa, Jancornt, Unielvan Millorvium, Floofoland, Kandorith, Utondara, Kovish, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, The 3rdGodKing, Dukin Donuts, Aidenfieeld, Phanama, Weburya, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Direwolf1, Eskvenn, Rabbitz, Sanden, Manniskoslaktet, TubaCoffee, Mechanocs, Pax Dracon, Noveos, Kringalia, Fasire, Center Lisle, Zosnor, Bleakfoot, Aguatania, Sharnath, New Ancapland, InnWorm, Moonshining, Tarnik, The United Expanse, Grianal, PenguinPies, Madreia, Poopisiya, Phoenixesia, United Nation of Pandora, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Pmta, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Great Terra and its Dominions, Kaz Katiestan, Anserisa, East Sakhlin, Three Rivia Levr, Saciu, Zaelith, Volaworand, Indolos, Gentea, Southern Numenor, Wehraboos, Quinta Caporales, Sagada, Soem, Walloonia, Centristvill, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, North Catimestistrianes, Imperial Duck, Theorin, Mantas Meow, Baltenlands, Japanese Federal Republic, Bromsivia, GI-Land, Beepee, Raelsa, Noire Denholm, Dereistic, Linguiniland, Novaexus, New Briantown, Kroumos, Santa Ofelia, Greater Scott Islands, Ancient Slobovia, Eastern Nyan, Nimphadale, Kholdan, Los Lonley Boys, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Kompir, Blahblah2017, WRNDM, Velarin, Compli, Oreo States, Marinho Islands, Enplatia, Calistan, Aurcania, St Oaks, Escevola, Starsight, Dis7Nation, Madhonia, Nankyoku Tairiku, Farelonia, Cuuldere, Lan Inton, Vos Dothrak, Humanity bureau, Sumalyo, Escanval, Melicorium, Auphelia, Corgitopiaa, Matak Tribes, Laamiva, The Radanivans, Barokah, Spazzhole, North Kanuckistan, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Bergenu, West Fallows, Jennaterra, Well F, Rhetiaa, Great Elsika, Great Novania, Trepsit, The Drakan Republic, Purple Hyacinth, The Tecorogan Federation, United States of Vietnam, Nueva Alta California, Briteannia, Ovkianos, Myness, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Kedjens, Midand, Concrete Slab, Settlements of the North American Lands, Andinla, White Bananistan, and Catillos.

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