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Most Ignorant Citizens: 993rdMost Primitive: 1,093rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,436th
The Corporation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Everything for the greatness of Eladeen
Your Corporate Majesty
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Eladeen

Population1.116 billion

CapitalByzantium
LeaderYour Corporate Majesty

Currencydirall
Animalswan

The Corporation of Eladeen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Your Corporate Majesty with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.116 billion Eladeens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byzantium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eladeenian economy, worth 142 trillion diralls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 128,064 diralls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 849,954 per year while the poor average 7,390, a ratio of 115 to 1.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Eladeenian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine, and beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Eladeen's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eladeen is ranked 238,129th in the world and 9,278th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 5.54 Atheism Rate.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 993rdMost Primitive: 1,093rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,436thFattest Citizens: 2,221stMost Avoided: 2,363rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,494thMost Armed: 2,617thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,512thLargest Mining Sector: 3,843rdNudest: 4,313thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,951stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,030thMost Conservative: 5,322ndLargest Gambling Industry: 5,569thMost Devout: 5,754thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,097thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,672ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,743rdLargest Retail Industry: 8,436thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,434thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,351stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,746thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,746thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,234thHighest Average Incomes: 20,453rdLargest Black Market: 22,048th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Primitive: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 57th in the regionMost Avoided: 60th in the regionFattest Citizens: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Armed: 91st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 133rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 134th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 173rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 179th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 205th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235th in the regionMost Devout: 243rd in the regionMost Conservative: 244th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 275th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 321st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 439th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 454th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 455th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 579th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 695th in the regionLargest Black Market: 806th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 925th in the regionMost Extreme: 948th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eladeen, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol.
  • : Following new legislation in Eladeen, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine.
  • : Following new legislation in Eladeen, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Eladeen, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Eladeenian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Eladeen, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television.
  • : Following new legislation in Eladeen, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Eladeen, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in Eladeen, production of license plates has dropped as prisoners' hands are far too greasy to operate machinery.
  • : Following new legislation in Eladeen, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
  • : Eladeen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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