The Corporation of Eladeen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Your Corporate Majesty with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.116 billion Eladeens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byzantium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eladeenian economy, worth 142 trillion diralls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 128,064 diralls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 849,954 per year while the poor average 7,390, a ratio of 115 to 1.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Eladeenian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine, and beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Eladeen's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eladeen is ranked 238,129^th in the world and 9,278^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 5.54 Atheism Rate.