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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,424thMost Primitive: 6,530thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,534th
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El Robinson

Population36 million

CurrencyCocoa Beans
AnimalParadisian Puma

The Empire of El Robinson is a small, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 36 million Pardisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.

The El Robinsonian economy, worth 1.82 trillion Cocoa Beans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,687 Cocoa Beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. El Robinson's national animal is the Paradisian Puma, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

El Robinson is ranked 63,418th in the world and 7th in The Official United Nations for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,676.88 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,424thTop
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Most Primitive: 6,530thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 20,534th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in El Robinson, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : El Robinson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in El Robinson, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in El Robinson, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in El Robinson, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : El Robinson changed its national nation type to "Empire".
  • : Following new legislation in El Robinson, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in El Robinson, the treehouse in Paradisian Puma Park is the tallest building in El Robinson.
  • : Following new legislation in El Robinson, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : El Robinson's influence in The Official United Nations rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".

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