The Emirate of El Qahirah is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 389 million El Qahirahians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The strong El Qahirahian economy, worth 23.7 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,879 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is relatively low. El Qahirah's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

El Qahirah is ranked 134,940^th in the world and 21^st in al Qahirah for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.97 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.