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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,984thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,497thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,919th
The Free Land of
Father Knows Best State
If you get punched punch back
Sir Timmious the Great
Influence
Power
Founder / Sir Timmious the Great
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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El Islands

Population1.198 billion

CapitalFox City
LeaderSir Timmious the Great
FaithTimmyisum

Currencychip
AnimalFox

The Free Land of El Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Timmious the Great with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.198 billion El Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fox City. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong El Islandsian economy, worth 87.1 trillion chips a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,663 chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Islands's national animal is the Fox and its national religion is Timmyisum.

El Islands is ranked 219,479th in the world and 15th in The United Island Nations for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 46.15 Whatever.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,984thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,497thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,919thMost Devout: 15,124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,714thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,153rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,706thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,173rdMost Patriotic: 22,030thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,194thMost Inclusive: 24,938thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,298th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : El Islands lost the position of The United Island Nations WA Delegate to The Democratic States of Uptt.
  • : El Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : El Islands lost the endorsement of The Empire of Chow Chow Jr.
  • : Following new legislation in El Islands, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : El Islands lodged a message on the The United Island Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in El Islands, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in El Islands, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in El Islands, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
  • : El Islands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Assisted Suicide Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in El Islands, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Uptt.

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