The North Pacific is Fijitastic of El Fiji Grande is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Oliver Phillips with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.047 billion Fijians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Fiji Grande City. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fijian economy, worth a remarkable 2,210 trillion Chunks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 183,501 Chunks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Fijian restaurants, livestock mutilations are on the rise, and being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Prime Minister Oliver Phillips's credibility no favours. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. El Fiji Grande's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Fiji Grande is ranked 24,648^th in the world and 1,229^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 40.29 Atheism Rate.