The Guy Who's on a Bicycle Trip of El Fiji Grande is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Oliver Phillips with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 24.617 billion Fijians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiji City. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fijian economy, worth a remarkable 5,466 trillion Chunks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,067 Chunks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. El Fiji Grande's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

El Fiji Grande is ranked 61,651^st in the world and 1,185^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,247.52 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.