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El Fiji Grande

Population19.947 billion

CapitalFiji City
LeaderPrime Minister Oliver Phillips


The Guy Who's on a Bicycle Trip of El Fiji Grande is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Oliver Phillips with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.947 billion Fijians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiji City. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fijian economy, worth a remarkable 4,403 trillion Chunks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,750 Chunks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. El Fiji Grande's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

El Fiji Grande is ranked 3,299th in the world and 9th in Taijitu for Highest Economic Output, with 4,403 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 145thLargest Publishing Industry: 724thHighest Drug Use: 1,299thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,300thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,524thHighest Crime Rates: 1,906thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,942ndLargest Black Market: 2,227thMost Efficient Economies: 2,402ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,837thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,956thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,286thHighest Economic Output: 3,299thSmartest Citizens: 4,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,478thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,775thMost Cultured: 4,780thMost Developed: 4,863rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,706thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,717thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,855thMost Armed: 7,714thHighest Food Quality: 7,921stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,574thNicest Citizens: 9,047thNudest: 9,753rdLargest Governments: 9,896thLargest Populations: 11,794thMost Inclusive: 13,414thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,460thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,780thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,300thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,276thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,474thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,415thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,304thMost Influential: 22,843rdLongest Average Lifespans: 23,530thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,972ndMost Politically Free: 25,152ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,558thMost Secular: 25,796th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » New Delfos and Eluvatar.