The Commonwealth of El Bababooey is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Myron Vestergaard with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6 billion El Bababooeyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Bababooey Tunnel. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient El Bababooeyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,496 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 249,361 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, light entertainment isn't dead, and tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Bababooey's national animal is the Man Bear Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

El Bababooey is ranked 330,068^th in the world and 297^th in Wintreath for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.