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Best Weather: 75thHealthiest Citizens: 97thMost Cheerful Citizens: 108th
The Democratic Party of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Don't Assume Malice For What Stupidity Can Explain
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Ekamatra

Population34.625 billion

CapitalEkamatra City
LeaderDeacon

CurrencyDollar
AnimalLion

The Democratic Party of Ekamatra is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Deacon with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 34.625 billion Ekamatrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekamatra City. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekamatran economy, worth a remarkable 5,239 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 151,317 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The once prosperous capital is in utter decline, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekamatra's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ekamatra is ranked 237,858th in the world and 7,652nd in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 5.32 insults per minute.

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Best Weather: 75thHealthiest Citizens: 97thMost Cheerful Citizens: 108thMost Developed: 112thLongest Average Lifespans: 125thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 141stMost Beautiful Environments: 161stMost Cultured: 281stLowest Crime Rates: 297thNicest Citizens: 299thHighest Food Quality: 417thMost Pacifist: 438thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 505thMost Compassionate Citizens: 549thSafest: 693rdMost Devout: 729thMost Advanced Public Transport: 766thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 824thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,210thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,481stLargest Populations: 1,558thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,636thSmartest Citizens: 1,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,877thLargest Governments: 1,988thHighest Economic Output: 2,059thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,082ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,467thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,624thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,102ndMost Inclusive: 7,863rdMost Patriotic: 7,980thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,812thMost Efficient Economies: 16,057thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,307thMost Stationary: 18,766thMost Influential: 22,320thMost Authoritarian: 22,323rd
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the regionSafest: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 90th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 282nd in the regionMost Stationary: 319th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 346th in the regionMost Patriotic: 368th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 401st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 524th in the regionMost Influential: 527th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 716th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 741st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.

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