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Best Weather: 83rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 107thHealthiest Citizens: 114th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Don't Assume Malice For What Stupidity Can Explain
Tony Jaa
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Ekamatra

Population35.858 billion

CapitalEkamatra City
LeaderTony Jaa

CurrencyThai Baht
AnimalElephants

The Kingdom of Ekamatra is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tony Jaa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 35.858 billion Ekamatrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekamatra City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekamatran economy, worth a remarkable 5,451 trillion Thai Baht a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 152,040 Thai Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, all beauty contests have been banned, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekamatra's national animal is the Elephants, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ekamatra is ranked 1,661st in the world and 2nd in Confederacy of Allied States for Smartest Citizens, with 194.06 quips per hour.

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Best Weather: 83rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 107thHealthiest Citizens: 114thMost Developed: 126thLongest Average Lifespans: 139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 152ndMost Beautiful Environments: 174thMost Cultured: 298thLowest Crime Rates: 306thNicest Citizens: 367thHighest Food Quality: 441stMost Pacifist: 639thMost Compassionate Citizens: 642ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 649thSafest: 708thMost Devout: 752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 876thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,268thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,377thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,512thLargest Populations: 1,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,577thSmartest Citizens: 1,661stLargest Governments: 2,063rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,131stHighest Economic Output: 2,156thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,432ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,175thMost Inclusive: 7,633rdMost Patriotic: 7,919thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,837thMost Efficient Economies: 11,329thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,667thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,709th
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Highest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • : Ekamatra was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

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