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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,327thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,479thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,482nd
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Ekajyotivolke

Population2.027 billion

CapitalZeltopheoskolai

Currencymani
Animalsnake

The Community of Ekajyotivolke is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.027 billion Ekajyotivolkeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeltopheoskolai. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ekajyotivolkean economy, worth 155 trillion manis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,750 manis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, and snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekajyotivolke's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ekajyotivolke is ranked 180,083rd in the world and 124th in Refugia for Most Primitive, scoring -103.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,327thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,479thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,482ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,122ndBest Weather: 3,155thNicest Citizens: 3,188thMost Pacifist: 3,338thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,413thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,830thMost Inclusive: 4,782ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,359thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,579thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,726thHighest Food Quality: 6,026thHealthiest Citizens: 6,181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,693rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,761stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,476thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,334thMost Cultured: 10,170thSafest: 10,592ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 11,662ndMost Income Equality: 13,165thLargest Governments: 13,728thSmartest Citizens: 18,306th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ekajyotivolke, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekajyotivolke, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekajyotivolke, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekajyotivolke, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekajyotivolke, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekajyotivolke, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekajyotivolke, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekajyotivolke, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Following new legislation in Ekajyotivolke, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Ekajyotivolke's influence in Refugia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".

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