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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,055th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,201st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,206th
The Katabatic Post-Glacial State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Through ice, wind and fire!
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Katabatic Post-Glacial State of Ejyafjallajokull is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the National Government with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.616 billion Ejyafjallajokullians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KirkjubŠjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The all-consuming Ejyafjallajokullian economy, worth a remarkable 1,727 trillion New Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,682 New Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Ejyafjallajokullian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Ejyafjallajokullian Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is virtually obsolete Catholicism.

Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 75,206th in the world and 36th in Scandinavia for Largest Black Market, with 299 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,055thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,201stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,206thMost Pacifist: 1,293rdSafest: 1,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,647thLowest Crime Rates: 1,675thLargest Governments: 1,690thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,374thMost Cultured: 2,520thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,698thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,074thHealthiest Citizens: 3,611thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,717thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,352ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,726thMost Developed: 4,838thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,161stHighest Economic Output: 5,216thMost Secular: 5,387thNicest Citizens: 5,649thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,912thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,293rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,462ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,504thMost Inclusive: 7,567thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,622ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,715thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,906thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11,437thLargest Populations: 14,013thMost Stationary: 14,851stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,730th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the Ejyafjallajokullian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors.

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