Most Pacifist: 1,315th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,362nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,431st
The Katabatic Post-Glacial State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Through ice, wind and fire!
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Average

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The Katabatic Post-Glacial State of Ejyafjallajokull is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the National Government with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 9.07 billion Ejyafjallajokullians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KirkjubŠjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The thriving Ejyafjallajokullian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion New Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 167,065 New Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Ejyafjallajokullian Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is virtually obsolete Catholicism.

Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 154,493rd in the world and 56th in Scandinavia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Pacifist: 1,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,362ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,431stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,461stTop
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Safest: 1,625thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,731stLowest Crime Rates: 1,796thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,797thLargest Governments: 1,822ndSmartest Citizens: 2,360thMost Cultured: 2,365thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,593rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,899thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,705thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,818thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,914thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,943rdMost Secular: 5,083rdNicest Citizens: 5,905thHighest Economic Output: 5,967thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,731stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,211thHighest Average Incomes: 7,617thTop
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Most Inclusive: 8,368thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,382ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,864thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,638thMost Developed: 11,339thLargest Populations: 14,596thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,753rd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the Ejyafjallajokullian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, billions are being spent on a new island airport.

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