The Kingdom of Ejorike is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Maxim III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.721 billion Ejorikeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Royal Palace Garden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ejorikean economy, worth a remarkable 5,858 trillion silver sonns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 426,947 silver sonns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,996,007 per year while the poor average 3,878, a ratio of 1,030 to 1.

Roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, and artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ejorike's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ejorike is ranked 634^th in the world and 1^st in Krillin for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 18,086.58 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.