The Socialist Republic of Ejoland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.419 billion Ejolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ejolandic economy, worth a remarkable 4,293 trillion crypto sonns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 376,035 crypto sonns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejoland's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ejoland is ranked 1,566th in the world and 1st in Krillin for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,989.19 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
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Ejoland, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, there's a bright dawn ahead for Ejoland.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.
