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Rudest Citizens: 2,777thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,017thMost Avoided: 3,440th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
No Man A Slave
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Eitoan

Population7.092 billion

FaithNo official religion

CurrencyQuada
AnimalEitoan Tiger

The Republic of Eitoan is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.092 billion Eitoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The all-consuming Eitoanian economy, worth 859 trillion Quadas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 121,237 Quadas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 447,284 per year while the poor average 23,188, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, the justice of Eitoan is considered superior to that of other nations, and children often kick Eitoan Tigers for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eitoan's national animal is the Eitoan Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No official religion.

Eitoan is ranked 242,464th in the world and 67th in Greater Dienstad for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.51 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,777thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,017thMost Avoided: 3,440thFattest Citizens: 3,917thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,434thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,617thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,810thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,905thLargest Retail Industry: 7,199thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,912thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,452ndTop
10%
Most Armed: 12,838thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,109thMost Stationary: 16,391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,420thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,630thMost Influential: 18,103rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,260thMost Secular: 19,884thMost Pro-Market: 20,674thLargest Mining Sector: 21,781stHighest Economic Output: 21,796thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,268thHighest Average Incomes: 22,939thHighest Crime Rates: 23,442ndMost Rebellious Youth: 23,906thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,195thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,513th
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eitoan, children often kick Eitoan Tigers for amusement.
  • : Eitoan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eitoan, the justice of Eitoan is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Eitoan, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Eitoan lodged a message on the Greater Dienstad Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Eitoan, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Eitoan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Eitoan, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Eitoan lodged a message on the Greater Dienstad Regional Message Board.
  • : Eitoan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.

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