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Eitna

Population2.637 billion

FaithModern United Dark Rituals

Currencysingle fare
Animalcommon coast goat

The Confederacy of Eitna is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.637 billion Eitnabaili are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Eitnan economy, worth 129 trillion single fares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 49,032 single fares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eitna's national animal is the common coast goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern United Dark Rituals.

Eitna is ranked 8,076th in the world and 30th in Texas for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 78.86 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Pacifist: 6,397thMost Inclusive: 6,442ndMost Politically Free: 7,056thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,210thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,515thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,530thBest Weather: 7,950thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,076thSafest: 8,231stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,488thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,522ndNicest Citizens: 8,629thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,802ndMost Cultured: 9,430thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,996thMost Influential: 10,631stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,662ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,864thLowest Crime Rates: 13,143rdMost Income Equality: 13,556thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,601stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,854th
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Most Pacifist: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eitna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eitna, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Eitna, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eitna, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Eitna, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Eitna was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Eitna, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Eitna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Eitna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eitna, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.

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