The Confederacy of Eitna is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 842 million Eitnabaili love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Eitnan economy, worth 30.6 trillion single fares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 36,384 single fares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eitna's national animal is the common coast goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eitna is ranked 11,463^rd in the world and 28^th in Texas for Best Weather, with 187 Meters Of Sunlight.