The Confederacy of Eitna is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.207 billion Eitnabaili are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Eitnan economy, worth 197 trillion single fares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 61,685 single fares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, the government is avowedly secular, and Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eitna's national animal is the common coast goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern United Dark Rituals.

Eitna is ranked 158,330^th in the world and 164^th in Texas for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -140.22 on the Hayek Index.