The Confederacy of Eitna is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.569 billion Eitnabaili love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eitnan economy, worth 70.3 trillion single fares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,824 single fares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, E-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eitna's national animal is the common coast goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern United Dark Rituals.

Eitna is ranked 11,648^th in the world and 5^th in Texas for Most Income Equality, scoring 79.61 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.