The Confederacy of Eitna is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.637 billion Eitnabaili are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Eitnan economy, worth 129 trillion single fares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 49,032 single fares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eitna's national animal is the common coast goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern United Dark Rituals.

Eitna is ranked 8,076^th in the world and 30^th in Texas for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 78.86 Workforce Participation Rate.