The Confederation of Cantons of Eiszenland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Federal Collective Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.129 billion Eichsisch enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Türich-Steinkirche. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eichsisch economy, worth 133 trillion Eichse marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,555 Eichse marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Armed police units patrol the roads late at night, The Federal Collective Council has just been declared ruler of Eiszenland in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Eiszenland's national animal is the Eagle of Eisenland, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Katholische Kirche Eichsen.

Eiszenland is ranked 118,906^th in the world and 27^th in THE W0RLD for Smartest Citizens, with 33.47 quips per hour.