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Most Developed: 1,298thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,437thHealthiest Citizens: 1,511th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists
Democracy is indispensable to socialism
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Eisentach

Population11.77 billion

CapitalNew Jerusalem
LeaderClement Attlee

CurrencyEis
AnimalEagle

The Socialist Commonwealth of Eisentach is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Clement Attlee with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.77 billion Eisentachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eisentachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,364 trillion Eis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 200,854 Eis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Eisentachian Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisentach's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eisentach is ranked 2,620th in the world and 18th in The Social Liberal Union for Nicest Citizens, with 63.64 average smiles per day.

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Most Developed: 1,298thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,437thHealthiest Citizens: 1,511thLowest Crime Rates: 1,901stMost Inclusive: 1,930thBest Weather: 1,944thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,039thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,083rdMost Pacifist: 2,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,193rdSafest: 2,286thHighest Food Quality: 2,461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,480thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,549thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,553rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,620thNicest Citizens: 2,620thLargest Governments: 2,699thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,828thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,847thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,628thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,740thMost Efficient Economies: 3,972ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,418thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,858thMost Influential: 6,413thMost Cultured: 6,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,733rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,556thHighest Economic Output: 10,107thHighest Average Incomes: 10,135thMost Secular: 10,625thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,265thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,980thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,120thTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,200thMost Patriotic: 23,966th
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Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eisentach voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Writinglegend".
  • : Eisentach voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Tobacco and Electronic Cigarettes"".
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Eisentachian Navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Drennicka, Novgonia, Maelstrom Republic, and Northeast URG.

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