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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,464thHealthiest Citizens: 2,560thBest Weather: 2,726th
The United Arab Republic of
Democratic Socialists
People don't want words, they want the sound of destiny
Gamal Abdel Nasser
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Eisentach

Population9.546 billion

CapitalAl-Qahera
LeaderGamal Abdel Nasser

CurrencyEis
AnimalEagle

The United Arab Republic of Eisentach is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gamal Abdel Nasser with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 9.546 billion Eisentachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al-Qahera. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eisentachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,666 trillion Eis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,585 Eis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Gamal Abdel Nasser's bedroom, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and Eagle is one of the most popular forenames in Eisentach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisentach's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eisentach is ranked 304,367th in the world and 180th in The Social Liberal Union for Most Primitive, scoring -460.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,464thHealthiest Citizens: 2,560thBest Weather: 2,726thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,406thLowest Crime Rates: 3,462ndMost Developed: 3,548thMost Inclusive: 3,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,994thMost Pacifist: 4,273rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,291stHighest Food Quality: 4,415thSmartest Citizens: 4,718thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,726thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,799thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,823rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,846thNicest Citizens: 4,915thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,112thLargest Governments: 5,349thMost Efficient Economies: 5,808thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,121stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,703rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,861stSafest: 7,289thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,585thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,825thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,288thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,966thMost Cultured: 10,957thHighest Average Incomes: 12,118thHighest Economic Output: 13,483rdMost Influential: 14,537thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,312thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,427thTop
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Most Secular: 15,622ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,804thMost Income Equality: 20,540th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eisentach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Eisentach voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Giovanniland".
  • : Eisentach voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Securities Issuers Governance and Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, Eagle is one of the most popular forenames in Eisentach.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Gamal Abdel Nasser's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Eisentach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisentach, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.

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