by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,167th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Griseo inter Lucem ac Tenebras
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Eisenstern

Population449 million

CapitalEisenstern

CurrencyStar Mark
AnimalBlack-Branded Owl

The Free Land of Eisenstern is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 449 million Eisensternians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eisenstern. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Eisensternian economy, worth 37.4 trillion Star Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,248 Star Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, one of the most popular models in Eisenstern has a scarred face and one working eye, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisenstern's national animal is the Black-Branded Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eisenstern is ranked 76,783rd in the world and 23rd in Cape of Good Hope for Highest Drug Use, scoring 60.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,167th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eisenstern, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenstern, one of the most popular models in Eisenstern has a scarred face and one working eye.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenstern, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenstern, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenstern, the government is spending billions of Star Marks on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenstern, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenstern, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenstern, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenstern, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenstern, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.

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