by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,372ndMost Influential: 3,569thMost Pacifist: 9,264th
The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists
By The People For The People
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population514 million



The Commonwealth of Eisenmund is a huge, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 514 million Eisenmundians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morgenstund. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eisenmundian economy, worth 34.6 trillion Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,403 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisenmund's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eisenmund is ranked 194,055th in the world and 8,482nd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.77 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,372ndTop
Most Influential: 3,569thMost Pacifist: 9,264thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,666thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,080thNicest Citizens: 11,123rdSafest: 11,998thMost Inclusive: 14,148thHealthiest Citizens: 14,843rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,013thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,095thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,846thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,584thBest Weather: 19,615th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 444th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 526th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 593rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 621st in the regionSafest: 647th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 783rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 817th in the regionMost Inclusive: 830th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 901st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eisenmund was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Maott.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenmund, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Eisenmund was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenmund, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenmund, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
  • : Eisenmund was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Eisenmund voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Eisenmund voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenmund, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenmund, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 152 » Ethnon, Newpromisedland, Pallaith, The Rhein States, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Pazair, Corfad, Koda-Land, Railroad Crossing, Territorio di Nessuno, Hamerica, Shibutani, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Zzozona, Siwale, New Lakemba, Orado, Kocherian, El Fiji Grande, Empy, Noahs Second Country, Fauzjhia, Jovian Knights, Yaorozu, Brucklania, Omnistria, Aeolist, Notyoutopia, Yokciq Empire, Ihese, Saperisole, Libertania Democratica, Great Bights Mum, Valhalla123, Selfgradatude, Dabarastan, 1 very fast endotarter, Sil Dorsett, Interdimensional Zone, Daiz, Sundred, The Tampa Bay Rays, Wineclaw, The Calabash Protectorate, Frances Francis the First of France, Yalgora, Ihsan, Zumlandia, Sikol, and 102 others.Former English Colony, McMasterdonia, Prydania, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Loutsland, Xagill, Smesh, The Iron Lions, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Korovan Isles, Mimia, Fendlium, Sevinland, Seenvorland, Seanat, Simone Republic, El Emayo, Pleroma Sans Romans, Valentine Z, Westinor, Sunto, Abject Ludicrosity, Arichia, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Zeternia, Eywaan, Praeceps, The Pantheons, Highton Islands, Xentherida, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Damsmel, Maclare, Nouvelle-Floride, U S Eh, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Artemis Selene, Xyrron, Solcius, Nistriabar, Principia Mathematica, Madjack, Ravendi, Pokemanland, Termathe, Eschatosia, Kragsgale, Xipher, Neu-Galicia, Palisede, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Erubetia, Buckhem, WeKnow, Solskjar, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, Moubarakistan, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Napnomadia, Dangine, Votak Matim, Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, Moszce-Walvard, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Therizia, Innocentic, Frahnkzaden, Tyirza, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Holy Oranz, Jestings, Amprak, Glanst, Comfed, Lulubellia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, and Maott.

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