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Largest Black Market: 8,681stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,705thLargest Populations: 10,460th
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Eisenhower

Population20.368 billion

Currency$$
Animal^-^

The United States of Eisenhower is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 20.368 billion Eisenhowerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The all-consuming Eisenhowerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,696 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,300 $$s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,965 per year while the poor average 11,143, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisenhower's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eisenhower is ranked 144,828th in the world and 17th in BLITZKRIEG for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 894.4 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Black Market: 8,681stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,705thLargest Populations: 10,460thHighest Economic Output: 11,813thLargest Mining Sector: 12,396thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,463rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,963rdTop
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Most Devout: 14,281stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,087thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,478thMost Patriotic: 23,932nd
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the region

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  • : Eisenhower was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Eisenhower was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Eisenhower was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Eisenhower was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Eisenhower was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Eisenhower was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenhower, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenhower, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenhower, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenhower, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.

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