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Most Influential: 3,069th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,015th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,769th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Iron within, iron without.
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Eisenfall

Population4.49 billion

CapitalPosen
LeaderEmperor Maximilian Reinhardt von Jaeger
FaithGod-Emperorism

Currencyimperial
Animalblack bear

The Holy Empire of Eisenfall is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Maximilian Reinhardt von Jaeger with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.49 billion Eisenfallians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Posen. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisenfallian economy, worth 628 trillion imperials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,895 imperials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Eisenfall Blood Tithe, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Posen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisenfall's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is God-Emperorism.

Eisenfall is ranked 7,586th in the world and 247th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 89.03 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Influential: 3,069thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,015thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,769thLowest Crime Rates: 5,799thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,836thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,115thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,560thLargest Governments: 6,602ndMost Cultured: 6,812thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,136thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,165thMost Developed: 7,586thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,527thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,715thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,806thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,617thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,352ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,701stBest Weather: 11,782ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,520thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,908thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,091stSmartest Citizens: 14,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,152ndNicest Citizens: 14,376thSafest: 15,057thHighest Average Incomes: 15,082ndMost Inclusive: 15,096thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,625thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,754thMost Devout: 16,179th
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Most Influential: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 236th in the regionMost Developed: 247th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 249th in the regionMost Cultured: 251st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 255th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 287th in the regionLargest Governments: 304th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 304th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 333rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 341st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 350th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 355th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 402nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 451st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 506th in the regionBest Weather: 507th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 513th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 537th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eisenfall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Eisenfall's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Eisenfall's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Eisenfall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Eisenfall's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Posen.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Eisenfall Blood Tithe.
  • : Eisenfall applied to join the World Assembly.

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