by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 691st Most Influential: 1,025th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,511th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Iron within, iron without.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.613 billion

LeaderEmperor Maximilian Reinhardt von Jaeger

Animalblack bear

The Holy Empire of Eisenfall is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Maximilian Reinhardt von Jaeger with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.613 billion Eisenfallians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Posen. The average income tax rate is 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eisenfallian economy, worth 495 trillion imperials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,195 imperials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, tabloids coo over Emperor Maximilian Reinhardt von Jaeger's expected child, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisenfall's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is God-Emperorism.

Eisenfall is ranked 7,413th in the world and 337th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,939.06 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 691stMost Influential: 1,025thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,511thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,576thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,693rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,044thLargest Governments: 7,098thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,194thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,213thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,413thMost Developed: 7,782ndMost Cultured: 7,819thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,205thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,220thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,792ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,691stHealthiest Citizens: 11,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,793rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,212thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,923rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,107thBest Weather: 13,396thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,245thSmartest Citizens: 14,646thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,721stHighest Average Incomes: 15,525thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,649thMost Inclusive: 16,745thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,468thMost Efficient Economies: 17,519thSafest: 17,900th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 240th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 258th in the regionLargest Governments: 285th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 305th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 337th in the regionMost Cultured: 368th in the regionMost Influential: 431st in the regionMost Developed: 434th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 447th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 476th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 481st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 491st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 493rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 497th in the regionMost Stationary: 512th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 520th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 538th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 544th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 568th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 574th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 612th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 665th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 689th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 712th in the regionBest Weather: 731st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 736th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 766th in the regionLargest Populations: 811th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 830th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 914th in the regionMost Inclusive: 931st in the regionSafest: 937th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 958th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,014th in the region

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