by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 664th Most Influential: 917th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,863rd
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Iron within, iron without
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Holy Empire of Eisenfall is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Maximilian Reinhardt von Jaeger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.698 billion Eisenfallians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Posen. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisenfallian economy, worth 348 trillion imperials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,169 imperials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisenfall's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is God-Emperorism.

Eisenfall is ranked 25,842nd in the world and 639th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 459.9956431026 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 664thMost Influential: 917thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,863rdTop
Most Developed: 9,228thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,504thLargest Governments: 9,588thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,730thLowest Crime Rates: 9,948thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,988thMost Cultured: 10,064thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,597thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,679thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,974thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,675thHealthiest Citizens: 12,806thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,893rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,020thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,047thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,602ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,693rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,301stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,165thMost Inclusive: 15,500thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,311thHighest Average Incomes: 16,773rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 281st in the regionMost Influential: 344th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 368th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 388th in the regionLargest Governments: 395th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 429th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 433rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 461st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 473rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 474th in the regionMost Developed: 496th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 498th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 525th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 538th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 545th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 554th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 583rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 602nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 625th in the regionMost Stationary: 639th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 645th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 679th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 724th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 732nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 752nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 759th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 780th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 814th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 828th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eisenfall was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
  • : Eisenfall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Eisenfall voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marriage Equality"".
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 141 » Athenian Coalition, Frances Francis the First of France, Meritdom, Yaorozu, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Notyoutopia, Unimaginable Doom, Elspeth and Samina, Lionia, Guslantis, HMS Unicorn, Bharathvarsh, Selfgradatude, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Vegetarian States, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Pasargad, SillyString, Wisconsota, Vantaria, Avalon, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Holy Oranz, Ceretis, Wineclaw, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Republic of Dixie, American MapleStory, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Sankami, Celreostia, Malta Comino Gozo, Techislovakia, Siwale, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Indereac Lanx, Halcon siveriano, Apetopia, Kingdom of Space, Enosville, Kaschovia, Vazali, Alice Gardens, Lord Ravenclaw, Tharissus, Notty Swaras, Southern Stroraia, and 91 others.Upper Sam Dodovi, Omicron Persei V111, Morrn, BouncyAbbeyKitty, Pallaith, Kyrianian, Coemgen, Kwaj, PlanetPunk, Amerian States, ABC, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Hong Kong Empire, South Grand Mountain, Lupus Imperium, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Cleoskye, Diodone, Anima Proxa, Zedeya, McMasterdonia, Forunte, Yukti, Marsh Castle, Sheppey, Plembobria, Necromonia, Maestros haven, Kelvaros Prime, Zemnaya Svoboda, Prevaland, Beowulfe, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Herzliyya, Yaris, New Chilokver, The Utopian Movement, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Che Sana Und, Reannia, Articune, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Sailence, Clintonburge, Seven Hills, Euginus, Cuyan, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, Stareogratia, Mouxordia, Aerilia, Pakistan 001, Moubarakistan, Zandir Antari, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, United States of Panthalassa, Horsley Land, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Vogonlandia, Slaughterhouse Nine, WE Empire, Tredano, Gellandia, Coppicia, Corfad, Beodarasc, Deropia, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Thenaca, Phillywob, Ice and Tinian, Sanjurika, Wodan, The The Bierands, Rockym, Unsophisticate, Xinchao, Ainsworth, Felhaven, Yukkira, Victoriaans Nederlands, and Midds Conia.

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