The Holy Empire of Eisenfall is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Maximilian Reinhardt von Jaeger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.698 billion Eisenfallians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Posen. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eisenfallian economy, worth 348 trillion imperials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,169 imperials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisenfall's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is God-Emperorism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eisenfall was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
- : Eisenfall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
- : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
- : Eisenfall voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marriage Equality"".
- : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
- : Following new legislation in Eisenfall, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
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