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Most Devout: 3,476th Most Primitive: 6,896th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,042nd
The Celtic High-Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
An te nach bhfuil laidir, ni folair do bheith glic.
High King Revan Harding I
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Eire-Alba

Population1.196 billion

CapitalBaile Atha Cliath
LeaderHigh King Revan Harding I
FaithChristianity

CurrencyAirgead
AnimalCeltic Tiger

The Celtic High-Kingdom of Eire-Alba is a massive, safe nation, ruled by High King Revan Harding I with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.196 billion Pict-Irish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baile Atha Cliath. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pict-Irish economy, worth 140 trillion Airgeads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 117,596 Airgeads, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

If foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Eire-Alba, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eire-Alba's national animal is the Celtic Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eire-Alba is ranked 166,996th in the world and 152nd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Most Secular, with 3.72 Atheism Rate.

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Most Devout: 3,476thMost Primitive: 6,896thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,042ndMost Armed: 7,144thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,932ndTop
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,868thMost Cultured: 8,939thMost Influential: 10,588thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,635thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,318thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,911thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,304thMost Efficient Economies: 16,703rd
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Most Primitive: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eire-Alba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Eire-Alba endorsed The Republic of San Carlos Islands.
  • : Eire-Alba was endorsed by The Republic of San Carlos Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Eire-Alba, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Eire-Alba, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Eire-Alba, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Eire-Alba, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Eire-Alba.
  • : Following new legislation in Eire-Alba, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Eire-Alba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Eire-Alba, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.

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