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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,777thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,316thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,179th
The Arch Duchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Das Leben endet nicht dort.
Eugenia von Habsburg
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Einnstadt

Population3.04 billion

CapitalOber-Einnstadt
LeaderEugenia von Habsburg

CurrencyHFr
AnimalHarp Seal

The Arch Duchy of Einnstadt is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eugenia von Habsburg with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.04 billion Einnstadtens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ober-Einnstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Einnstadter economy, worth 314 trillion HFrs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,375 HFrs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, news headlines suggest that Eugenia von Habsburg has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Einnstadt's national animal is the Harp Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Einnstadt is ranked 196,087th in the world and 219th in The Western Isles for Most Income Equality, scoring 16.4 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,777thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,316thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,179thNicest Citizens: 7,501stMost Cultured: 8,541stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,333rdMost Influential: 9,540thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,008thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,206thHighest Food Quality: 10,228thMost Pacifist: 11,073rdMost Inclusive: 11,483rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,110thSafest: 13,176thMost Developed: 13,309thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,226thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,301stHealthiest Citizens: 14,744thLargest Retail Industry: 15,586thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,989thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,662ndMost Devout: 17,843rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,907thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,998thLargest Governments: 20,514thMost Average: 20,944thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,109thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,543rdSmartest Citizens: 21,693rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 24,259thMost Efficient Economies: 25,964thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,087th
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Most Average: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Einnstadt, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Einnstadt, news headlines suggest that Eugenia von Habsburg has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Einnstadt, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Einnstadt, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
  • : Following new legislation in Einnstadt, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers".
  • : Einnstadt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Einnstadt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Einnstadt, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names.
  • : Einnstadt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Einnstadt, nine out of ten citizens of Einnstadt answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.

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