The Arch Duchy of Einnstadt is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eugenia von Habsburg-Lothringen with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.034 billion Einnstadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ober-Einnstadt. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Einnstadian economy, worth 87.3 trillion SFrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 84,457 SFrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Einnstadt's national animal is the Harp Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Einnstadt is ranked 51,889^th in the world and 77^th in The Western Isles for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 6,187.62 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.