The Grand Duchy of Einnstadt is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 357 million Einnstadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ober-Einnstadt. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Einnstadian economy, worth 23.7 trillion SFrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 66,442 SFrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Einnstadt flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Einnstadt's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Einnstadt is ranked 53,807^th in the world and 87^th in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,189.86 on the Societal Mobility Rating.