Population | 3.04 billion |
Capital | Ober-Einnstadt |
Leader | Eugenia von Habsburg |
Currency | HFr |
Animal | Harp Seal |
The Arch Duchy of Einnstadt is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eugenia von Habsburg with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.04 billion Einnstadtens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ober-Einnstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Einnstadter economy, worth 314 trillion HFrs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,375 HFrs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, news headlines suggest that Eugenia von Habsburg has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Einnstadt's national animal is the Harp Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Einnstadt is ranked 196,087th in the world and 219th in The Western Isles for Most Income Equality, scoring 16.4 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Einnstadt, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
- : Following new legislation in
Einnstadt, news headlines suggest that Eugenia von Habsburg has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in
Einnstadt, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
- : Following new legislation in
Einnstadt, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
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Einnstadt, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers".
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Einnstadt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
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Einnstadt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
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Einnstadt, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names.
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Einnstadt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
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Einnstadt, nine out of ten citizens of Einnstadt answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.