The Great Ebon Ruination of Einherfell is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperial Chancellor Giliath Osiris with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.061 billion Erebonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erebos. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einherfellian economy, worth 385 trillion Miras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,818 Miras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime is totally unknown. Einherfell's national animal is the Ebon Aberrant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gral of Erebos.

Einherfell is ranked 179,714^th in the world and 4,337^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.