The Great Ebon Ruination of Einherfell is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperial Chancellor Giliath Osiris with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.914 billion Erebonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erebos. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einherfellian economy, worth 483 trillion Miras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,516 Miras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Erebos's playgrounds, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime is totally unknown. Einherfell's national animal is the Ebon Aberrant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gral of Erebos.

Einherfell is ranked 12,873^rd in the world and 282^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,253.89 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.