The Vermilion Empire of Einherfell is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Imperial Chancellor Giliath Osiris with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.8 billion Einherfellians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heimdallr - The Vermilion Capital. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einherfellian economy, worth 227 trillion Miras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 126,513 Miras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime is totally unknown. Einherfell's national animal is the Golden Stallion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiral of Erebos.

Einherfell is ranked 120,548^th in the world and 3,207^th in the West Pacific for Most Average, scoring 35.21 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.