Population | 5.984 billion |
Capital | egyptosian city |
Leader | Ammar el kassas |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | candy cane |
Animal | Monster |
The Holy golden lucky republic of Egyptosian is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ammar el kassas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.984 billion Egyptoes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of egyptosian city. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Egyptosy economy, worth 807 trillion candy canes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,931 candy canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, bored sailors desperately hope that someone will shoot at them, and the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egyptosian's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Egyptosian is ranked 64,755th in the world and 1st in OUPC for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,447.67 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Egyptosian, the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust".
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Egyptosian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in
Egyptosian, bored sailors desperately hope that someone will shoot at them.
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Egyptosian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Egyptosian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in
Egyptosian, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
- : Following new legislation in
Egyptosian, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
- : Following new legislation in
Egyptosian, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
- : Following new legislation in
Egyptosian, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in
Egyptosian, the military has gone fission for more funding.