The United peoples of Egyptosian is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ammar el kassas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.696 billion Egyptoes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yustead. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptosy economy, worth 323 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,865 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The freedom to be free is always just out of reach, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", it's best not to ask what goes into Yustead Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egyptosian's national animal is the Golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Egyptosian is ranked 136,043^rd in the world and 7,655^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.