The Democratic Republic of Egyptosian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ammar El Kassas with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.113 billion Egyptoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yustead. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,111 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,969 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The study of medicine is popular throughout Egyptosian, the Golden Eagle has a hungry look, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egyptosian's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violet.

Egyptosian is ranked 236,783^rd in the world and 365^th in The Union of Democratic States for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.45 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.