The Holy golden lucky republic of Egyptosian is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ammar el kassas with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.517 billion Egyptoes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of egyptosian city. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptosy economy, worth 598 trillion candy canes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,601 candy canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Egyptosy satellites can detect it, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egyptosian's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Egyptosian is ranked 103,873^rd in the world and 36^th in Allied Conservative States for Most Extreme, scoring 17.9 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.