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Safest: 6,358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,483rdRudest Citizens: 8,797th
The Holy golden lucky republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
freedom above all candy cane friendship
Ammar el kassas
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Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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Egyptosian

Population5.984 billion

Capitalegyptosian city
LeaderAmmar el kassas
FaithAtheism

Currencycandy cane
AnimalMonster

The Holy golden lucky republic of Egyptosian is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ammar el kassas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.984 billion Egyptoes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of egyptosian city. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptosy economy, worth 807 trillion candy canes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,931 candy canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, bored sailors desperately hope that someone will shoot at them, and the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egyptosian's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Egyptosian is ranked 64,755th in the world and 1st in OUPC for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,447.67 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Safest: 6,358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,483rdRudest Citizens: 8,797thBest Weather: 9,539thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,613thMost Cultured: 9,791stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,105thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,398thHealthiest Citizens: 11,099thMost Inclusive: 11,190thMost Developed: 11,372ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,575thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,161stSmartest Citizens: 14,738thLargest Governments: 14,989thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,857thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,986thMost Efficient Economies: 16,139thLowest Crime Rates: 16,398thHighest Average Incomes: 18,176thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,723rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,807thLeast Corrupt Governments: 21,712thHighest Drug Use: 22,688thHighest Economic Output: 22,953rdMost Subsidized Industry: 23,561stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,772nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Egyptosian, the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust".
  • : Egyptosian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptosian, bored sailors desperately hope that someone will shoot at them.
  • : Egyptosian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Egyptosian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptosian, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptosian, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptosian, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptosian, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptosian, the military has gone fission for more funding.

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