The Holy golden lucky republic of Egyptosian is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ammar el kassas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.984 billion Egyptoes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of egyptosian city. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptosy economy, worth 807 trillion candy canes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,931 candy canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, bored sailors desperately hope that someone will shoot at them, and the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egyptosian's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Egyptosian is ranked 64,755^th in the world and 1^st in OUPC for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,447.67 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.