The Constitutional Monarchy of Egyptian Pharocracy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pharoh Rameses Ptolemaes XVI with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.758 billion Egyptian Pharocracyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Memphis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptian Pharocracyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,745 trillion Egyptian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 199,284 Egyptian Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 689,593 per year while the poor average 42,082, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Egyptian Pharocracy's national animal is the Salawa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kemeticism.

Egyptian Pharocracy is ranked 10,460^th in the world and 5^th in Barbaria for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 31.4 Bank.