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Largest Retail Industry: 14,128thLargest Mining Sector: 14,386thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,406th
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Egyptestan the Great

Population280 million

CapitalKhairina al thamena

CurrencyPharaini
AnimalHawks

The Armed Republic of Egyptestan the Great is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 280 million Egyptestanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khairina al thamena. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Egyptestan the Greatian economy, worth 25.6 trillion Pharainis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,516 Pharainis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egyptestan the Great's national animal is the Hawks, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Egyptestan the Great is ranked 213,367th in the world and 49th in Nopereich for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Retail Industry: 14,128thLargest Mining Sector: 14,386thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,406thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,943rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Egyptestan the Great, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptestan the Great, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptestan the Great, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
  • : Egyptestan the Great was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptestan the Great, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptestan the Great, the Great Egyptestan The Greatian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptestan the Great, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptestan the Great, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptestan the Great, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Egyptestan the Great, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.

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