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Nudest: 339thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,278thHighest Crime Rates: 1,557th
The Corporate Confederacy of
Capitalist Paradise
Greed is King
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Egoistic Markets

Population735 million

CapitalMarket Center

CurrencyCredit
AnimalKrab

The Corporate Confederacy of Egoistic Markets is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 735 million Egoists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Market Center. The average income tax rate is 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Egoistic economy, worth 90.4 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 122,931 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Egoistic Markets's national animal is the Krab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Egoistic Markets is ranked 239,171st in the world and 250th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.38 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Nudest: 339thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,278thHighest Crime Rates: 1,557thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,905thRudest Citizens: 2,425thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,542ndFattest Citizens: 2,955thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,966thMost Avoided: 4,132ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,432ndMost Armed: 6,154thLargest Retail Industry: 6,555thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,126thLargest Mining Sector: 9,528thMost Influential: 10,973rdTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 12,486thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,045thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,200thMost Efficient Economies: 16,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,794thHighest Drug Use: 18,976thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,371stMost Pro-Market: 21,649thHighest Average Incomes: 22,256th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Egoistic Markets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Egoistic Markets changed its national nation type to "Corporate Confederacy".
  • : Egoistic Markets changed its national nation type to "Corporate Republic".
  • : Egoistic Markets changed its national nation type to "Confederate Republic".
  • : Following new legislation in Egoistic Markets, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
  • : Following new legislation in Egoistic Markets, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.
  • : Following new legislation in Egoistic Markets, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Egoistic Markets, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Following new legislation in Egoistic Markets, Egoistic Markets's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Egoistic Markets voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".

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