The Happy Pride of Eggraria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Prismatic Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.263 billion Goblins hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Manifesti. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goblin economy, worth 501 trillion Lego bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,547 Lego bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime is totally unknown. Eggraria's national animal is the Goblin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goblinhood.

Eggraria is ranked 4,208^th in the world and 115^th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 24 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.