The Newly-Coloradan of Eggraria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Prismatic Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.491 billion Goblins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Manifesti. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goblin economy, worth 530 trillion Lego bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,172 Lego bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling', planespotters are emigrating in droves, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Manifesti, and The Prismatic Council lives life on the open road - complete with groupies. Crime is totally unknown. Eggraria's national animal is the Goblin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goblinhood.

Eggraria is ranked 258,519^th in the world and 6,442^nd in Balder for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -18 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.