The Republic of Eggnog with Cinnamon is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 997 million Eggnog with Cinnamonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Eggnog with Cinnamonian economy, worth 44.0 trillion eggs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,179 eggs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,738 per year while the poor average 2,769, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eggnog with Cinnamon's national animal is the eggnog enjoyer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eggnog with Cinnamon is ranked 212,973^rd in the world and 2^nd in Interstate 73 for Healthiest Citizens, with 1 bananas ingested per day.