The People's Republic of Egejsko Maalo is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.329 billion Egejci are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Egejski economy, worth 51.0 trillion Zlatniks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,339 Zlatniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Out-of-work actors say they can't complain, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, the government has been criticized for giving away Egejsko Maalo's territory to anyone who claims it, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egejsko Maalo's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Egejsko Maalo is ranked 84,589^th in the world and 4,538^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.92 law-abiding acts per hour.