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Most Conservative: 2,077thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,622ndMost Authoritarian: 11,792nd
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Egalitarian Falkands

Population18 million

Currencysmack
Animalmuskrat

The Dictatorship of Egalitarian Falkands is a tiny, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18 million Egalitarian Falkanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.

The strong Falklandian economy, worth 878 billion smacks a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,832 smacks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

No one is worried about government policies any more, 90% of active duty EFAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, young people devote their entire lives to the faith, and jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egalitarian Falkands's national animal is the muskrat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Egalitarian Falkands is ranked 95,549th in the world and 3rd in Sainiti for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,597.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Conservative: 2,077thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,622ndMost Authoritarian: 11,792ndTop
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Most Primitive: 14,017thFattest Citizens: 21,711th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Egalitarian Falkands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, young people devote their entire lives to the faith.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, 90% of active duty EFAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, maximum security Falklandian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Egalitarian Falkands, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Leader.

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