The First Violin of Eesti-onia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ray Davies with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.014 billion Eesti-onians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waterloo Sunset. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eesti-onian economy, worth 520 trillion kinks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,794 kinks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eesti-onia's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, foreign musicians that Ray Davies dislikes are turned away at the border, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild. Crime is totally unknown. Eesti-onia's national animal is the kontroversy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Little Bit of Emotion.

Eesti-onia is ranked 55,144^th in the world and 2^nd in Chessboard for Largest Governments, scoring 21.52 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.