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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,210thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,063rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,101st
The United Socialist States of
Moralistic Democracy
Justice, Equality, Liberty
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Eestern Separatist Union

Population434 million

CapitalSeparatist City

Currencydollar
AnimalTurkey

The United Socialist States of Eestern Separatist Union is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 434 million Separatists are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Separatist City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.9%.

The powerhouse Separatist economy, worth 30.6 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,548 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,616 per year while the poor average 9,554, a ratio of 33.5 to 1.

Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, eminent domain has been abolished, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eestern Separatist Union's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eestern Separatist Union is ranked 43,910th in the world and 151st in First World Order for Most Authoritarian, with 1,113.25 milliStalins.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,210thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,063rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,101stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,802ndMost Conservative: 20,184thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,031stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,230thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,991st
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 38th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 50th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eestern Separatist Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Eestern Separatist Union's influence in First World Order rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Eestern Separatist Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestern Separatist Union, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestern Separatist Union, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestern Separatist Union, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestern Separatist Union, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestern Separatist Union, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
  • : Eestern Separatist Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Eestern Separatist Union, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.

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