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Most Devout: 5,687thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,465thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,019th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
nope
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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EelSanity

Population5.475 billion

Currencyshekel
Animalflying fox

The Republic of EelSanity is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The devout population of 5.475 billion EelSanityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 65.8%.

The all-consuming EelSanityian economy, worth 508 trillion shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,961 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EelSanity's national animal is the flying fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

EelSanity is ranked 28,830th in the world and 841st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,530.87 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

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Most Devout: 5,687thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,465thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,019thLargest Black Market: 16,052ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,631stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,907thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,336thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,881stBest Weather: 23,643rdMost Patriotic: 23,794thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,271stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,692nd
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Most Devout: 115th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 182nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 235th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 370th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 425th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 448th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 485th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 536th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 619th in the regionLargest Populations: 623rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 656th in the regionBest Weather: 744th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 780th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 841st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 878th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 890th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,031st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,033rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : EelSanity's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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