The Republic of EelSanity is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The devout population of 5.475 billion EelSanityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 65.8%.
The all-consuming EelSanityian economy, worth 508 trillion shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,961 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EelSanity's national animal is the flying fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
EelSanity is ranked 28,830th in the world and 841st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,530.87 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
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EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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EelSanity's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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EelSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.