The Federal Republic of Edmontia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Jason with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.981 billion Edmontians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edmontia Federal District. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Edmontian economy, worth 850 trillion Jason Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,165 Jason Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edmontia's national animal is the Komodo dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Edmontia is ranked 15,718^th in the world and 229^th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,017.9537582314 Days.