The Federal Republic of Edmontia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Jason with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.888 billion Edmontians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edmontia Federal District. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Edmontian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Jason Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,285 Jason Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edmontia's national animal is the Komodo dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Edmontia is ranked 132,042^nd in the world and 3,449^th in The East Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.